Benjamin is an awesome, happy-go-lucky boy, except for one small problem. His bum. He has no control over it. Every time someone says, `thank you` it lets off a humungous fart. Grab your school bag and join our unique new friend. No matter what he does, no matter how much he pleads, his bum refuses to listen, causing poor Benjamin to constantly be entangled in a tension convention with his loud, thunderous, farting bum. Does he need a piece of polony to dive under, or could there be an unexpecte...
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